Tulane University Commencement Speech by Ellen DeGeneres (2009)

Ellen DeGeneres Graduation Speech Transcript & Audio Thank you, President Cowan, Mrs. President Cowen; distinguished guests, undistinguished guests, you know who you are, honored faculty and creepy Spanish teacher. And thank you to all the graduating class of 2009, I realize most of you are hungover and have splitting headaches and haven’t slept since Fat

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How to Live Before You Die by Steve Jobs at Stanford

  Full Transcript & Audio of How to Live Before You Die by Steve Jobs at Stanford I am honored to be with you today at your commencement from one of the finest universities in the world. I never graduated from college. Truth be told, this is the closest I’ve ever gotten to a college graduation.

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This is Water by David Foster Wallace [2005 – Motivational Speech]

  David Foster Wallace Commencement’s Speech Transcript & Audio (2005 – Kenyon College) Greetings parents and congratulations to Kenyon’s graduating class of 2005. There are these two young fish swimming along and they happen to meet an older fish swimming the other way, who nods at them and says “Morning, boys. How’s the water?” And

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